Friday, October 23, 2009
NO FRINGE!!!!.....
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Night Shift....
Wow... its crazy, days are flying by already... cant quite figure out my sleep habits... cant get enough...sometimes getting too much.... its cold at nights....its uncomfortable... i'm tired... i wanna get this over with...its boring... i cant do the things i like to do...no time...i'm always sleepy... i over sleep in my "me" time...again its crazy...people acting crazy with me....i'm not gettin ahead either...thats funny to me... i think i'm in over my head... dragged in...dragged down...tch... night shift...no life shift.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Just in case...
Sounds familiar?....
Disciplining your thing
Tuggin' Jack McNasty
Scalpin' the unicorn's horn
Knuckling the snake with the turtleneck sweater
Get your Random Masturbation Synonym Generator here... http://www.heyou.net/pix/keywest/tossoff.htm
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Bloodninja saga continues...
This is his epic quest in cyber sexing confusion.
Jdogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey
Jdogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean?
Jdogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg: Garter belt?
QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Skeleton Rider Pranks
Some funny stuff... basically this skeleton rides up next to people and offers them a ride to hell...well he insists they come with him actually...lol.
Watchin a new Anime called Black Lagoon...
Its a real good anime.. watch it here
http://animewoot.com/series/index.php?cat_id=144&ep_id=7673
He's lovin It... (well...she... maybe)
Well... this is metaphoric. People eat themselves to death on McDonalds, so guess who Ronald is eating...?
Monday, September 7, 2009
Krist... If u wanna know what is and/or see a penis dance...
Then check this half gay flash movie out at .... http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/flash/penis.html
Man of the year!....Yeah!
Yessir...been a couple of days i know it... been going thru some shit and had to pull back from my blogging momentarily, but i'm back .....snitches!
He scores big with the public display of affection!
See more Man of the year pics here!...hilarious, that its sick. http://www.keithwhite.us/mano.html
Friday, September 4, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Ugh....
Maaan...haven't posted in two days...why u ask, well well well. I made another birthday..krist... who cares... got texts, some calls, worked, left work to a local bar and got trashed...end of story. Ugh... drove home today, GA... made it in after 12... end of story. Here I am... wee hours after 0'dark 30... blogging off of a scrap laptop i had at the hizz... sho nuff, left my powerhouse at the room, its missin my dick beaters Roxy Reynolds and Pinky. Anyways... lets get to the point. Life shares its blows... here two crazy blows outta nowhere literally (in .gif)... now blow me.
Lol..hat trick...nugga..
some more crazy and funny .gif here... http://ziza.ru/2009/04/06/prikolnye_gifki_64_foto.html
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Hmmm... Whats This?
I was talkin about how I didnt remember some books I read...and read alot...just didnt come across this one..lol.
ROLMFAO...Cyber what?
This is fuckin EPIC...Cyber chat by bloodninja....this guy is my hero.
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Catch more of this Comical Genius here...http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
Lonely hearts enlightment for a laugh....
People who seek others on date sites... heres your fill of what these terms really mean.
* Adveturous = likes anal
* Athletic = small breasts
* Thirtysomething = 41
* Fun = annoying
* Wild = gets drunk easily
* Beautiful eyes = ugly
* Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model
* New age = hairy and smelly
* Headstrong = argumentative
* Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
* Curvy = fat
* Cuddly = fat
* Likes eating out = lazy
* Career woman = bitch
* Professional = complete bitch
* Open minded = dirty bitch
* Free spirit = on drugs and fucked up
* Passionate = dying for a shag
* Old fashioned = no blow jobs
* Seeking soul mate = stalker
Monday, August 31, 2009
Would you eat here?...
Visit this site to see more Unfortunate Restaurant Names....Yuck!
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/unfortunaterestaurantnames.htm
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Here you go you Karma loving fucks....
I dont believe in Karma... but enjoy... click pic to view in full...
Friday, August 28, 2009
Think you played it all, gamer fans?
This link will take you to hardcore gaming...and..well... yeah.. lol.
http://bonetown.com/disclaimer.html
Did you know there was such a thing?
I'm a fan...lol
Highlights From The U.S. Pole Dancing Championship!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Ugh... FTW!
Due to some technical BS, there will be no blog today! Issues surrounding this will be looked into with the extreme importance. Now since that's noted, I only got one thing to say, live your life, don't live just in the moment, just go and do what you wanna do. don't fall in the obligation traps of life.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Bathroom Joke...
For some retarded reason...I laugh at this everytime i see one of these in a bathroom... now you'll never be the same either....
Wooow...
I was jus talkin about SHIT... not literally... but did u know you can now send shit... I mean SHIT... to a shitty friend or someone you dont give a shit about..lol..i crack me up...well, here's your link..have a look...
http://www.shitsenders.com/order
I think the fellas would agree on this...
Now back to being devious... hell i had a few drinks today.... nmisspellings will be ...well misspelt..?!..something like that...shit..fuck..shitfuck.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Had a great day today...
Thought i'd start my blog off today with a very good song... and guess weird?...yes. Got some things off my chest i guess... sometimes its good, i can live with what i know now. Here's my song from Long Shot Party...named Distance. Its in Japanese and English..you can make some words out but as usual the lyrics are at the bottom.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Aah, you still remember the dream we had that day, don't you?
YOU ARE MY DREAM
Aah, we'd just gotten started, you are MY LONGEST FRIEND
Woah, it's time to get moving!
EVERY DAY, lit up by the shine ahead,
I WANNA SEE YOU, it lights MY SOUL ON FIRE
But now, we've bid farewell to those FUN DAYS
TO BE THE FUTURE, I'll try to TAKE OVER, and that's why I'LL DREAM ON!
I'LL GO THE DISTANCE
Gazing at a sky SO FULL
I'm just now STARTING
I'll use my greatest POWER, FULL TILT!
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Aah, you still remember the dream we had that day, don't you?
YOU ARE MY DREAM
Aah, we'd just gotten started, you are MY LONGEST FRIEND
Woah, it's time to get moving!
THANK YOU MY FRIEND
Aah, I haven't forgotten what happend on that day
YOU ARE MY DREAM
Aah, next time I'll protect you MY WAY!
Whoa, THE DISTANCE!
The Kissing Girls Gallery....
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Here's the link...Awesome...Yeah!!...Fap Fap Fap!
http://theledlightingcompany.co.uk/Simon/girls-kissing-massive-gallery
If only u could...
For this price... you can deal without the BS of relationships... click on picture to find out...
Monday, August 24, 2009
Some Jokes to Switch it up... My Favs...
I Know i'm sick... when i find these funny...and no i didnt fuckin write these.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.
Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
More to come.....
GI Joe Cartoon Parody
You had to know i found this funny as hell... I dun running..lol.
Great from Kevin the Great on youtube Watch it and more here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
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