Monday, August 31, 2009

Would you eat here?...


Visit this site to see more Unfortunate Restaurant Names....Yuck!

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/unfortunaterestaurantnames.htm

Now is it...really?....Sounds Fair...lol

Saturday, August 29, 2009

I got a stupid laugh from this...

Jesus..lol

Is that so?....Lmao!

Hell.. let a brother know...

Here you go you Karma loving fucks....

I dont believe in Karma... but enjoy... click pic to view in full...

Dont be racist!....

Asses...lol

Hahahaa..Jungle...

Banned Sprite Commercial....get you some...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Think you played it all, gamer fans?

This link will take you to hardcore gaming...and..well... yeah.. lol.


http://bonetown.com/disclaimer.html

My after work hanout..well not quite.

Lol...What?

Way to twit...twat!


Twitter can get you fucked up...note to self...

Are u getting Ass tonight?

Click on pic to magnify...

Did you know there was such a thing?

I'm a fan...lol
Highlights From The U.S. Pole Dancing Championship!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Ugh... FTW!

Due to some technical BS, there will be no blog today! Issues surrounding this will be looked into with the extreme importance. Now since that's noted, I only got one thing to say, live your life, don't live just in the moment, just go and do what you wanna do. don't fall in the obligation traps of life.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Japan Anyone?



Good Googly Windowshopping Moogly...







Fap Fap Fap Fap!...lol..Daffy Duck u Nasty Fuck..

Bathroom Joke...


For some retarded reason...I laugh at this everytime i see one of these in a bathroom... now you'll never be the same either....

Wooow...

I was jus talkin about SHIT... not literally... but did u know you can now send shit... I mean SHIT... to a shitty friend or someone you dont give a shit about..lol..i crack me up...well, here's your link..have a look...
http://www.shitsenders.com/order


I think the fellas would agree on this...


Now back to being devious... hell i had a few drinks today.... nmisspellings will be ...well misspelt..?!..something like that...shit..fuck..shitfuck.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Had a great day today...

Thought i'd start my blog off today with a very good song... and guess weird?...yes. Got some things off my chest i guess... sometimes its good, i can live with what i know now. Here's my song from Long Shot Party...named Distance. Its in Japanese and English..you can make some words out but as usual the lyrics are at the bottom.





YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Aah, you still remember the dream we had that day, don't you?
YOU ARE MY DREAM
Aah, we'd just gotten started, you are MY LONGEST FRIEND

Woah, it's time to get moving!
EVERY DAY, lit up by the shine ahead,
I WANNA SEE YOU, it lights MY SOUL ON FIRE
But now, we've bid farewell to those FUN DAYS

TO BE THE FUTURE, I'll try to TAKE OVER, and that's why I'LL DREAM ON!
I'LL GO THE DISTANCE
Gazing at a sky SO FULL
I'm just now STARTING

I'll use my greatest POWER, FULL TILT!
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Aah, you still remember the dream we had that day, don't you?
YOU ARE MY DREAM

Aah, we'd just gotten started, you are MY LONGEST FRIEND
Woah, it's time to get moving!
THANK YOU MY FRIEND
Aah, I haven't forgotten what happend on that day

YOU ARE MY DREAM
Aah, next time I'll protect you MY WAY!
Whoa, THE DISTANCE!

The Real Deal...

Find out why this car may be A real steal...click on link...


The Kissing Girls Gallery....


Here's the link...Awesome...Yeah!!...Fap Fap Fap!


http://theledlightingcompany.co.uk/Simon/girls-kissing-massive-gallery

Saw this for the first time...

I was running late for work..needless to say i was asstounded...

Green Team

Crazy Dudes... Hilarious...




Green Team

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If only u could...

For this price... you can deal without the BS of relationships... click on picture to find out...

Monday, August 24, 2009

I jus thought this shit was funny....

Music to Tame the Savage Beast?....4K No!

Slipknot is what i'm feeling at this moment in time...

Some Jokes to Switch it up... My Favs...

I Know i'm sick... when i find these funny...and no i didnt fuckin write these.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.

Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

More to come.....

Kung Fu-cked...lol



For Fucks Sake maan... Finish Him!... aahahaaa..dip shit.

Geezus... Gawd... Dog...God...Dawg...WTF?!



The infamous Grape lady fall... krist. bow wow..

GI Joe Cartoon Parody

You had to know i found this funny as hell... I dun running..lol.



Great from Kevin the Great on youtube Watch it and more here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8