Sounds familiar?....
Disciplining your thing
Tuggin' Jack McNasty
Scalpin' the unicorn's horn
Knuckling the snake with the turtleneck sweater
Get your Random Masturbation Synonym Generator here... http://www.heyou.net/pix/keywest/tossoff.htm
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Just in case...
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Bloodninja saga continues...
This is his epic quest in cyber sexing confusion.
Jdogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey
Jdogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean?
Jdogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg: Garter belt?
QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Skeleton Rider Pranks
Some funny stuff... basically this skeleton rides up next to people and offers them a ride to hell...well he insists they come with him actually...lol.
Watchin a new Anime called Black Lagoon...
Its a real good anime.. watch it here
http://animewoot.com/series/index.php?cat_id=144&ep_id=7673
He's lovin It... (well...she... maybe)
Well... this is metaphoric. People eat themselves to death on McDonalds, so guess who Ronald is eating...?
Monday, September 7, 2009
Krist... If u wanna know what is and/or see a penis dance...
Then check this half gay flash movie out at .... http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/flash/penis.html
Man of the year!....Yeah!
Yessir...been a couple of days i know it... been going thru some shit and had to pull back from my blogging momentarily, but i'm back .....snitches!
He scores big with the public display of affection!
See more Man of the year pics here!...hilarious, that its sick. http://www.keithwhite.us/mano.html
Friday, September 4, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Ugh....
Maaan...haven't posted in two days...why u ask, well well well. I made another birthday..krist... who cares... got texts, some calls, worked, left work to a local bar and got trashed...end of story. Ugh... drove home today, GA... made it in after 12... end of story. Here I am... wee hours after 0'dark 30... blogging off of a scrap laptop i had at the hizz... sho nuff, left my powerhouse at the room, its missin my dick beaters Roxy Reynolds and Pinky. Anyways... lets get to the point. Life shares its blows... here two crazy blows outta nowhere literally (in .gif)... now blow me.
Lol..hat trick...nugga..
some more crazy and funny .gif here... http://ziza.ru/2009/04/06/prikolnye_gifki_64_foto.html
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Hmmm... Whats This?
I was talkin about how I didnt remember some books I read...and read alot...just didnt come across this one..lol.
ROLMFAO...Cyber what?
This is fuckin EPIC...Cyber chat by bloodninja....this guy is my hero.
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Catch more of this Comical Genius here...http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
Lonely hearts enlightment for a laugh....
People who seek others on date sites... heres your fill of what these terms really mean.
* Adveturous = likes anal
* Athletic = small breasts
* Thirtysomething = 41
* Fun = annoying
* Wild = gets drunk easily
* Beautiful eyes = ugly
* Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model
* New age = hairy and smelly
* Headstrong = argumentative
* Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
* Curvy = fat
* Cuddly = fat
* Likes eating out = lazy
* Career woman = bitch
* Professional = complete bitch
* Open minded = dirty bitch
* Free spirit = on drugs and fucked up
* Passionate = dying for a shag
* Old fashioned = no blow jobs
* Seeking soul mate = stalker
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