Lonely hearts enlightment for a laugh....

People who seek others on date sites... heres your fill of what these terms really mean.

* Adveturous = likes anal
* Athletic = small breasts
* Thirtysomething = 41
* Fun = annoying
* Wild = gets drunk easily
* Beautiful eyes = ugly
* Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model
* New age = hairy and smelly
* Headstrong = argumentative
* Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
* Curvy = fat
* Cuddly = fat
* Likes eating out = lazy
* Career woman = bitch
* Professional = complete bitch
* Open minded = dirty bitch
* Free spirit = on drugs and fucked up
* Passionate = dying for a shag
* Old fashioned = no blow jobs
* Seeking soul mate = stalker